How Do Assholes Get Into Heaven?

 

Murder, Incest, Bullying, Rape, Slavery, Homophobia, and Witchcraft. 

 

 

This book will tell you in what circumstances these acts are acceptable and where the bible deems it so.

 

How Do Assholes Get Into Heaven? is a satirical narration on some lesser known bible stories, stories that the bible would rather forget.

 

Please do not be put off by the word Bible. The stories in this book are not some drawn out explanation of how a guy with a fancy name had to eat a load of fish, they have been modernised, so that you can relate to the characters as if they were your friends, (Or if you are an asshole, then like you.)